Bionicle: Play on Words

I really think Skull grinder should have been called skull slicer

Because he really likes kulta-ing people in half

Anyone?
crickets

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soo… you can’t say ■■■■■■

Whelp… I guess that answers my question

thats stupid (commence unpopular opinion that on here would get me fired into the sun.)

/s <— does this apply here?

I seem to have Korgotten the Protector of Earth’s name.

Izotor really necessary at the Teleporter’s house?

I had a friend named Zach once. I lost track of him lately, so I googled “Zach”. No luck, so I decided to Bingzak.

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your logic is flawed
no one uses bing

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Every once in a while, my computer will refuse to load Google when I’m really eager to look up something, or short on time, so I just go to bing.

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Well, vezon’t the puns I’m looking for, but this brutakal topic is certainly hakann a punch, I think I might just skrall out my message onto the rode beneath my feet. I think that I’m rahksheeing things, because I see a miruge!

My puns are bad and I should feel bad

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Would you look at Zatth, this topic is a year old.

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If it were a BZP Comic, it would’ve earned the one-year Kahi.

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This whole topic can be summed up as we have too much time on our hands and suck at making jokes

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Nope, we are a creative bunch, locked in a topic we can’t escape, and we kill time with puns. Zatth is Hau this topic works

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Why i dont lava surf: KauKau!

I’ve found that our community is quite a hilarious place. Does anyone know any BIONICLE Related jokes? I sure know a few. I mean Hau did Tahu get such a cool mask? See? PUNS :slight_smile: (I’m apologizing in advance for bad puns) What are some BIONICLE Jokes you know?

Kopaka’s cool. Tahu’s really hot. Pohatu is a stoner. And Gali is dripping wet. Sorry I had to…

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But I don’t know Hau to make a bionicle joke

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@Nopasino that was fantastic

@RedHuna101 You should try to be a stone element matoran. They have huge Po-tential

Edited for Double Post - Waj

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Well just cal me a Onu-matoran cause I am Onu-it…that wasn’t as good as yours :sweat: also don’t double post man

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Yeah, what Red Huna said. Don’t double post.


I hear that those Nynrah Forgers can accomplish some mighty Fe-ats.

Sorry.

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[quote=“TFM101A, post:7, topic:14071”]
Nynrah Forgers can accomplish some mighty Fe-ats.
[/quote] oh my

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Which Toa failed her punctuation exam?

Nokama. git it? Like “no comma”?..I’ll show myself out.

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Gali, i’ve got one question for you…

pans camera down at flippers

WATER THOOOSE?!

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