Is bad because the illuminati wants to
Eat all of the towels so that
They would be able to take over a planet ruled by a fat guy named
Arthur Dent who
Had a friend named Ford Prefect, who was the editor of a book called
The Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy, where
People hitchhiked around the galaxy (of course), prompting
Towels to be required for all inhabitants of the planet, prompting
The towel industry to become the most profitable industry in the world, which
Destroyed the drink maker business, as they could not make
Liquids because all the towels we’re drying them up, in turn causing
Ford dried up to death, causing
The car industry to crash, leading us into
shadow moses with solid snake trying to
Sneak into a government facility to steal the secret towel recipe to protect…
Bounty’s monopoly, ensuring
the rise of the ultra powerful…
Memelord the destroyer of
General Motors, who
Don’t like cheese that much, but would be willing to