Prevent a monopoly, which almost…
Happened with Youtube, but…
Youtube fell with the strangling of Logan Paul, as we discussed earlier, so instead…
TTV became the top channel on its replacement, leading to…
an influx of new members joining the boards, as well as [joke relating to the podcast here], which prompted…
Him to go into cardiac arrest and then go into a coma…
but he woke up soon afterward, which surprised him so much that
Exactly what I was thinking
he jumped up and split in half…
Reviving this topic and…
falling off of a cliff into the arms of a landshark.
Who turned out to be a squirrel shark who’s evil plot was to
Usurp the current leadership of…
Soviet russia. But he couldn’t because
because @EmperorDuckie ended the sentence
Because the Soviet Union had long since been dissolved, therefore…
He was going through an existential crisis in which…
He hallucinated that Stalin was giving him a massage.
He then (in the halucination) took a banana and stuffed it up Stalin’s nose, who
gave him some food coupons so he could replace the banana and
He bought quesadillas for him and all his friends only to realize…
that quesadillas aren’t Russian which brought him out of his hallucination only for him to find