Step 1201: Scrap the statue of Matoro, and replace it with one of Solek, who you are now a follower of.
Step 1201: Watch Kong Skull Island because dang it that is an amazing movie. (I saw it last night)
Step 1203: fix the post count and then buy a cryoshell cd
1204: Realize that this “list” isn’t going to get you anywhere, then realize this has begun to be a promotion for whatever the user decided they liked today.
By the way guys you should all go see Power Rangers (2017), it was average.
Step 1205: go sign up for maximusprime’s new rp
Step 1206: pay someone to act like your partner
Step 1207: hug a Porcupine
Step 1208: realize your weird and start collecting donkey tears
Step 1209: After you’ve collected about three full jars of donkey tears, drink one of them.
Step 1210: after drinking one of them, start wondering why you sound like Eddie Murphy.
Step 1211: and realize it’s because you devoured that new spingebob dvd
Step 1212: Have a horrible stomach ache because of it and regret existing.
Step 1213: then have the meme gods banish you from existence and live in a parallel dimension where everyone is a dolphin-yeti-spongebob hybrid
Step 1213: Be overcome with a lust for revenge and kill one of the gods, this gaining its powers, which you then use to reset the universe.
Step 1215: ignore MP reusing a number change the topic name to “How to ruin your life” so that it’s more accurate.
but don’t really because that was a joke
Step 1216: Stop using the wrong dang number.
Step 1217: Eat a turtle.
1218: but first name that turtle yurtle
Step 1219: Express disgust at the devolution of humanity.
Step 1220: Get better pants