Game: how to win Life

Step 1201: Scrap the statue of Matoro, and replace it with one of Solek, who you are now a follower of.

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Step 1201: Watch Kong Skull Island because dang it that is an amazing movie. (I saw it last night)

Step 1203: fix the post count and then buy a cryoshell cd

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1204: Realize that this “list” isn’t going to get you anywhere, then realize this has begun to be a promotion for whatever the user decided they liked today.

By the way guys you should all go see Power Rangers (2017), it was average.

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Step 1205: go sign up for maximusprime’s new rp

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Step 1206: pay someone to act like your partner

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Step 1207: hug a Porcupine

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Step 1208: realize your weird and start collecting donkey tears

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Step 1209: After you’ve collected about three full jars of donkey tears, drink one of them.

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Step 1210: after drinking one of them, start wondering why you sound like Eddie Murphy.

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Step 1211: and realize it’s because you devoured that new spingebob dvd

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Step 1212: Have a horrible stomach ache because of it and regret existing.

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Step 1213: then have the meme gods banish you from existence and live in a parallel dimension where everyone is a dolphin-yeti-spongebob hybrid

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Step 1213: Be overcome with a lust for revenge and kill one of the gods, this gaining its powers, which you then use to reset the universe.

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Step 1215: ignore MP reusing a number change the topic name to “How to ruin your life” so that it’s more accurate.

but don’t really because that was a joke

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Step 1216: Stop using the wrong dang number.

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Step 1217: Eat a turtle.

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1218: but first name that turtle yurtle

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Step 1219: Express disgust at the devolution of humanity.

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Step 1220: Get better pants

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