[GAME] What Jobs would Characters From the Bionicle Universe would have in our Universe

A plastic surgeon. Look at the wonders he has done with his own face!

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A zoo-keeper, who had no control over the animals taken to his zoo, and has gotten a hunched back and long arms from being kidnapped by gorillas and beaten with rocks, bannana’s and other sharp objects.

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A D&D Frantic
since he will always be the Summoner

Okay! @Rockho wins!

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Next Character: Skull Slicer

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He would own a delicatessen.

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Wolfgang Puck

@Leoxandar

@SwagMeister

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MMA fighter, he’d always have a spare left hook, right jab.

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A Butcher, cuz he has three knives and a hook to hold his meat.

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A leg model. He has the best legs and so he should strut his stuff! lol

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A General Grievous Cosplayer since he just needs one more Hook Sword

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A gladiator. He’s got the mad skillz yo.

He’s got a lot of quality knifes he can slice bread with.

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He would own a delicatessen because he’d be great at slicing deli meat, cheese, and bread with all his swords.

A movie actor.

Just imagine it.

The guy is using 2 arms the whole time, then for the final fight, BAMM! four arms of doom.

Without CG.

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@Plural wins, mostly because he incorporated the hook in his explanation

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I win?
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I’m gonna choose:
#CLICK
###### I’m so, so sorry.

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I hate you too.

Anywho, he would be a pet bug, or a stain on the carpet.

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BEST GROUP PUPPETEER EVER
since a entire swarm formed a Giant Malum which helped Win the Battle of Roxtus

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