You don’t need to do that, you know.
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Sorry if I sound pretentious, but why not?
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They ruined my life by stealing my soul and making me spend every second on this site.
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They ruined my life by making me happy
I wanted to be depressed
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Var’s laugh cured my cancer.
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How is that ruining your life?
Some of us want to die.
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a few years ago, Eljay was jealous that he had to look sexy by wearing a kanohi Miru, I was looking fabulous without a mask. So you know what he did?
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HE FUSED A MASK TO MY FACE!
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Eljay made my buy millions of dollars’ worth of Mata Miru masks, instead of other things.
Oh, and Spider_Ven also chomped off my head, legs, and arms and sent me rolling down the street.
If you don’t get that reference, then that’s… unfortunate.
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Bada bing Bada boom I resurrect this topic from its doom.
@Mesonak kidnapped me and currently has me locked in his (what I assume.) basement.
Eljay took all my size 2 red axles and blue pinaxles and hid them inside an unbreakable safe, which he later threw in the ocean
Update: managed to escape from @Mesonak ‘s basement and am now on the run. I also found out the reason he abducted me, he wanted to harness my immortality, now I cannot do as much mocing as I used to, and that in turn ruined my life.
one big way they ruined my life is by breathing
I mean come on that was perfectly good air I could’ve used
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@Kini_Hawkeye televised my trial throughout the world like a Nuremburg trial. I tried to insist that I was merely following orders but he ruined my public credibility and thus I had to flee to Argentina.
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For Eljay’s final review, he got tired of cleaning all those bionicle sets, so he decided to just steal mine instead.
joke’s on him though – mine are coated in itching powder.
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By canonizing doubles bomonga
Mesonak once told me he didn’t like how something I was building looked. From that point on I could never think or create in the same way, constantly, consistently, permeatingly infused with the one thought: “Would Meso approve?”
this counts as a political joke or something
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Its not a 1:1 comparison because its not a political opinion/s
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Eljay shut down the canon contests.
Yes, i know it was because of Greg leaving Lego, but this isn’t the “how lego ruined my life” topic, and lets be honest: its totally Eljay’s fault. It was all his decision, because he hates fun.
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Eljay shutting down the contests was the catalyst for the GWP Tahu & Takua existing.
I’m pointing this out because it’s also his fault the GWP Pakari sticker is upside down.
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