Monopoly’s Thing (RP)

Hazagal was back in his cardboard castle, now his throne filled with warm pillows (but still cardboard)

He stood up and said:
"DEAR PEOPLE ANF ELEPHANTS WE WILL CONQUER ROMANIAAAAAAAA!!!

“Why romania-” A servant asked

“Why…? Well of course…uh… cause they’ve got good internet maybe?”

“Is the rumor true?” the servant asked

“What rumor?!”

“That they’ve hot a very good internet”

“idk let’s conquer it and then find out”

“I’d say we first find out and then-”

the servant was intrerupted
“ZIP YOUR MOUTH OR YOU WILL HAVE A REAL ZIP. A ZIP FROM A PILLOW!!!”

The servant shushed

Suddenly a huge energy field formed around Romania.

ten elefants crushed into it and died

The yellow energy field was still intact tho.

They began digging under it

As they would dig they would find out that the energy field was actually a sphere of sorts.
“Yo.” a voice said from around them.

“Sho is it?” Hazagal asked

“Romania. Like, the country.” the voice continued.

“Ho ho ho.” hazagal agreed " Heard your interenet is one of the besties, I have. "

“It’s neat. Not the number one tho.”

“PSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAH!” Hazagal spilled up the milk he was just drinking “I’ll have a share then!”

“Yeah sure. Tho you can’t use it from underground.” Romania said casually. “Anyway, what are you guys doing here?”

“Internet works like Shgarbage outside. Can’t post a selfie of myself on Facebook”

“Ah cool. So you want to move in to have better Internet?”

“If you can call that moving, yes”

“Cool. But first I have three tasks for you.”

“What?” he sounded bored

“First bring me Moldova.”

“Hope they don’t have a shield too…right…?”

“Worse.”