Not done yet, I've found yet another great deal.
For the low price of $30,000, you could get your hands on a genuine potato chip shaped like a rubber duck.
This potato chip is compatible with any other branded potato chip, and has free wifi. On top of that, it can: make a great gift, be used as a back scratcher, replace your friends and family, be an awesome pet, collect dust, pay your taxes, and be your waifu. So what are you waiting for? Buy now, supplies are limited./s