Where do we sign up? XP
Did you really not notice my not-so-subtle sarcasm?
I did not, actually.
Obviously fake. No way you’d have a .gov account already.
My school doesn’t like ur videos slime.
They say it Isn’t educational
slimeplz
What?
I learned so much from Slime Reviews! He’s the video-making genius of the age!
Yeah! thanks to slime I learned how to hold a knife, and how to tie a hangmans noose!
#/s
And eat a Golden BBQ Pizza.
Slime showed me how to wash clothes
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
how dare they
im going to talk to my lawyer about this
Slurm, your videos are very inspirational. After binge watching them, I can safely say I’m ready to take on life, no matter what it throws at me.
wait a second
how did you binge my videos
like there’s barely an hour of content there
What.
How do I help.
I know it sounds intolerable…
But you actually have to talk to Slime about his problems.
But but but…
I CAN’T DO THAT!
Is that really your voice I hope your ok
You seem very very hurt
You thought it was real?