The Emoji Movie

I am never going to watch this movie
And the entire plot to the film is already on Wikipedia
I recommend reading that instead of going through this horrific beating of a dead horse from a company that is trying to kill it for anything they can

#WE COULD’VE GOTTEN AN ANIMATED POPEYE MOVIE, BUT INSTEAD WE GET THE EMOJI MOVIE

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you could also read the plot of food fight, but it needs to be seen to be believed

same case with this.

You know a movie is bad when it’s actually worse than a Rob Schneider movie

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Why would you even wanna read the plot? There’s no reason to.

This movie shouldn’t get anyone’s attention period.

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Hoo boy. Watched a couple reviews, this might be the Food Fight of today.

product placement up the wazoo, for one

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But at least the animation is decent, unlike ‘Foodfight!’ .

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I’d watch the Mr. Clipboard scene from foodfight for 2 hours straight than watch the emoji movie, tbh

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I want to go see this movie with the lit fam squad (that hurts to type) just to make fun of it.

Is it the worst movie ever?
No.
Is it the best movie ever?
Yes.
:heart_eyes::laughing:

Wait are you one of those people that are mad at the words ‘lit’ ‘fam’, and ‘squad’ still?

Thats like over a year old holy heck my guy

No. Some of my friends who think they’re cool say them still.

i still say lit unironically sometimes

So I saw it and
it really isn’t that bad for the first act.
But then you get into the second act, and the ceaseless
unending
careless
insulting
scummy
idiotic
moneyseeking
product placement take full control.
The h#cking twitter bird is the deus ex machina of the film
The phone’s owner gets the girl because of his dank emojis no joke
This film is infuriating
But if you are going to see it still, make sure you go to an AMC. They’re giving out free emoji movie masks that are…let’s just say they’re not for the faint of heart.

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So basically, the entire adventure is an advertisement for the apps they take place in?..

The wikipedia article fails to mention that…

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The Just Dance™ scene was completely the best part of the movie! It totally reminded me that the Just Dance™ app is completely free to download on both IOS and android, and will offer a new and personalized social experience!

i no longer fear death

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The film is now down to 1.4 on imdb, hopefully it gets even lower

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I rarely find myself hoping a movie flops, but I will make an exception when it comes to this irredeemable garbage.

Also, this is from an interview with the lead actor.

Children need to earn the right to laugh? WTF!?

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Well the weekend box office numbers are in, and this movie got #2 place next to Dunkirk.

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This might actually be one of the most horrible things I’ve ever heard.

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This is good

Unlike the Emoji movie

Also, that interview…

I mean, I get where he’s coming from that Children sometimes laugh even though they don’t get the joke, but that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t, or don’t deserve to laugh.

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I bet he’s great with children.

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