The Emoji Movie

Looks at poster
Ok, ok I can handle this. It looks pretty stupid, but it won’t effect my life or any- sees lower right corner

Hops in Nu Class Shuttle and goes to Mandalore.
(But seriously, who thought this was a good idea)

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Nuke us all, we’re not worth saving.

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“I’m was speared your pretenses movie, now faces it’s dismembering!”

“NNNNNOOOOOO!!!”

TARDIS materializes

Mind if I join you? I think I want a bunch of mando’ade to help protect me from the Emoji Movie.

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rides time-travelling axe into the door of the TARDIS

I don’t know why anyone is surprised that this is being made, what do you expect from Illumination Animation, the same company that made the Minions Movie.

Wait, I thought they were Universals sub-company? Wasn’t Sony doing this?

No problem, it’s a diplomatic shuttle, thus there is always room.
And yes, I think I’m gonna put the honorable Mandos on this one.
The dishonorable ones already left as far away as possible from the atrocity this movie shall be.

I think it’s an EMOji. Well, goodbye world. jk

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gunshot

The sick part is that I think this might be the real reason.

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Oh, no, it definitely is.

Actually, the cast list names her as Jailbreak.

I get it. But it’s terrible.

I don’t.

Jailbreaking a phone is basically getting past all the parameters on a phone for, say, purchases and uses it to pirate stuff. Tons of people at my school do it. I’ve never personally done it, but it’s basically used to get free stuff.

Oh. Right. I was thinking in terms of escaping from a prison.

:gun:

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the animation looks so poor
that joke was… well… :poop:
kill me

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I probably act that way if I had to present the film. But instead I would burn the whole place down after saying it.

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I didn’t think it was possible. This actually seems worse than I thought it would be.

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