The Relationship Topic

Wouldn’t they be able to reconize the person they are dating?

Well I don’t know the orientation or gender of the specific reader, so I’m being broad as to not ‘trigger’ anyone.

nonono

You kidnap a single lonely person in one disguise. You then pretend the cops are on your tail and desert them in a secret place. Change into your normal outfit and rush back. Tell them you saw their kidnapper take them there, so you went to save them. Escort her to the police and testify alongside her, and offer to let her stay at your place so the kidnapper can’t take her again.

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Ok but then how am I going to explain all the guns, masks, duct tape, chloroform, Zip Ties, candy, and my fleet of unmarked white vans? You can’t expect me to abandon them!

It has to be a van fo extra creepiness, right?

I suppose that it would be worse if they were married or something like that… :stuck_out_tongue: Also, the “being” that they desire? Have you been reading too much Greg Farshtey?

As far as I’m concerned, I’m always waiting for that special lady…

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I’ve been on a few dates in my past, however they went absolutely nowhere, and only one of those dates didn’t end in flames. Also, I’ve decided dating just isn’t my thing and have honestly given up.

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So I’m at that point in my life where I have to prioritize my adult lifestyle over things I want, and with this comes the truth that I simply don’t have the time or large expendable funds to support a relationship of any serious nature. It’s honestly depressing to see some really great potential partners just pass by as the months go on, but it’d be irresponsible and disrespectful to a potential partner to just start a relationship at this point in my life only to have them experience it falling flat on its face for one reason or another. They don’t deserve that type of anguish, y’know? No one does.

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The way you wrote this made it extremely funny. Glad things seem to be going your way tho

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Did you really get “friendzoned” as you put it, or did she perhaps have this other boy she ended up dating on her radar? There’s a difference between getting rejected because you’re not presenting yourself correctly and getting rejected because she’s kinda already trying to grab a specific guy.

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How to get all the ships…easy just tell them you like Bonkles. Chicks dig Robots, specially giant ones.

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I haven’t heard anything about Megas XLR in sooo long

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You’re in 8th grade? You sounded older in that video you made. I would’ve never guessed.

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Puberty hits hard for some people

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Everybody ages differently, so that makes sense.

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Let me check.



Yup, still single, I think.

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I’ve had that too. Juniors have thought I was a junior when I was a sophomore. Although, I’ve also had elementary kids think that I was in my 30’s, probably do to my height and my beard

Also, I’m hoping to find somebody when I move into college in just over a week

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I’m 18, and I get mistaken for being 14 or 15 years old. So yeah you’re right.

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My ex called my sister to try and get me to help her and her new boyfriend move apartments, I guess she should’ve thought ahead before alienating literally everyone she knows…

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Man… where to begin.
So there’s this girl, very attractive, impressive stats. I am undecided about whether I should go for it, so lemme list off some pros and cons and you can help me decide
+Very good looking
+Puts up with me
+I get along great with her friends
-Relationship costs funds I can’t afford
-+? Is three feet tall
-Very silent, almost never talks
-Very hard to take places
+is made of very sturdy resin
-+? can light up
-Friends don’t like her
+Will crush anything matched against

I may or may not be talking about a Warlord Titan

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At my campus there’s a saying: “Ring by spring.”

We have more girls here than guys.

Relationships are popping up everywhere.

I might have a chance guis.

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