Did you hear about the kidnapping?
Don’t worry, he’s awake now.
The doctor said I had type A blood,
but it was a type “O”
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was “two” tired
I’ll leave… (not really. Puns are life)
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
Don’t worry, he’s awake now.
The doctor said I had type A blood,
but it was a type “O”
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was “two” tired
I’ll leave… (not really. Puns are life)
is it bad i don’t get any of those
I’m afraid so
Clearly you do not understand the purist form of comedy. \s
#im_gonna_sue_you
Oh, uh… Sorry brosif. Didn’t see your post.
I think Meso’s incredible JTO pun deserves to be here:
Have any of you heard any steak jokes? It wouldn’t surprise me if you haven’t, they’re a rare medium well-done.
Journey to Done.
oCOWrina of time is an UDDER classic
GET IT
I know this lady named Penny.
She’s got a lot of…common cents
Why can Toad not fit in an Item-box?
Because there isn’t Much-room.
(I actually thought of that one myself xd)
There’s a name for people obsessed with the moon…
LUNA-tics.
These are bad, off to the Pungeon all of you!
Are you aware that Lunatic, a word to describe someone who is mentally ill, comes from the belief that the moon makes you go crazy?
This really isn’t a pun, it is just what the word means…
Today in english class we had to make models of things in a story that are motifs. Two of my classmates were working on constructing a cardboard model bed to do this.
When they finished, I simply said,
“I’m glad you guys made your bed!”
It took everyone a bit, but then they laughed.
Wait, really?
The More You Know…
What do you call the president of the fish club?
An elected o-fish-al.
######I’m so sorry
######Only TES people will get this one but whatever.
Oh boy.
These Ordinators surely like Bionicle 06’.
They keep telling me to move along.
After reading about 199 posts worth of puns,
I-I-I d-don’t think I can keep pun going any more