The super legit Puns topic

Yeah, it’s not punny either

you puny humans can’t make a good joke

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######I’ve actually never heard that one before

You didn’t watch over that one either

It was getting cold, so the teacher said “I’ll go turn off the fan.”
Then he added “My number 1 fan.”
To which I replied “That’s because it’s your only fan.”

~W12~

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I thought it was cold because some one was making chilly…

I don’t get it.

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Herd means to watch over…
And you said heard…

I see…

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Are you sure you did’t ocean
(I’m so sorry)

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Nah, I just waved it off.

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I haven’t heard a lot of steak puns, but I have to congratulate anyone who makes a good one. Those are a rare medium well done.

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Once I mis-steakened chicken for a pork chop :meat_on_bone:

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You exist
You take up space
You have volume

You know what that means?

you matter

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My room? Miru? What?

Why did the person get sick from drinking water?

Because it was a fluid.

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A man just attacked me with cream, milk and butter.

How dairy.

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I don’t get it.

How dare he.

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Oh. Thanks.

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Did some one say Tanks?!

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