Pohatu might have been stoned to do something like that.
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Pohatu is a fan of the Rolling Stones and the Iron Maiden… because he’s Rock and Metal.
Booooooooom!
After this pun Tahu arrives and says: your puns are terrible, you’re fired.
Badaboooooooooom!
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How completely original
You just don’t insult mah boi like that
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I wanted to tell you a pun about noble gasses, but all the good ones argon.
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I could’ve sworn I’d posted this here, but I can’t seem to find it here, soo…
I had a good joke about amnesia and fighting but I forgot the punchline.
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If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you. But I took a leap of faith, and it wasn’t until my parachute wouldn’t unfurl that I realized the gravity of the situation. With this, my stomach sank.
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That pun…fell flat.
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A person walks into a bar.
He’s a dwarf, so he doesn’t need to duck.
I hope someone gets this.
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I do.
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What do Onu-matoran archivists use to catalog their entries?
A Taipu-writer.
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On average, I think people are pretty mean.
bu-dum tsssss 
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I don’t get it
Mean = average 
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Did you know cats are made of iron, lithium, and neon?
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Git gud at maths
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I once organized a skiing trip.
It went downhill really fast.
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Did ya hear about the cannibal that was late for dinner?
He got the cold shoulder…
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Perhaps these cannibals also enjoyed pork…
And if you’re not satisfied with that one, I’ve got waayy more …
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