Well Little Johnny

Depends. are you Little Johnny Cena?

Why does my family watch Netflix individually at the same time, preventing me from finishing The X-Files?

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Yes. You’re not John Cena.

Because one of them is probably watching Voltron Legendary Defender, which is amazing.

What’s this cute little thing?

The Banana Bot.

Why can’t I paint my masks right?

Well if that’s al- OH GOD MY FACE!!! ITS EATING MY FACE!!! WHY DIDN’T ANYONE WARN ME!!!

You just need some practice.

Why must Valentine’s day be so depressing?

Because you need to be in a relationship as per your evolutionary instincts and your obviously not.

And if you are-wait, Lilttle Johnny maybe when your in high school.

To really answer your question, 'lil Jonni, Valentine’s day is so depressing because we commemorate St. Valentine’s death by handing chocolates to each other.

How come we have all these pointless holidays where we don’t get the day off?

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Because we’ve don’t know, John we’ve don’t know.

WHAT’S BART SIMPSON???

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The most horrifying creature in the universe, second to you.

WHY WON’T YOU LET ME DIE!?

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Because that would only end your suffering. Instead, I shall simply break you.

Why did Ejay take off his mask?

Because he foolish let his emotions get the better of him.

Who is Ejay?

Silly Johnny, Eljay is not a who. Eljay is a idea… A state of mind. Have you ever woken up in the morning and decided to not shave your beard? Have you ever felt deep rooted hatred towards minuscule color differences? Have you ever peeled a car? Welcome my friend…
TO THE ELJAY STATE.

Why did I waste my time on that?

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Because you’re bored. We all are.

Should I take MegaBloks to LegoLand?

Sure, if you want to be mobbed in public for your heresy.

Why doesn’t anyone like Wheelie?

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Because Johnny, he’s just like you-useless and annoying.

What is the movie Full Metal Jacket about?

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Well Johnny, you have wait around 18 to see this movie.

Will I killed Heart on Stick?

From what I can tell, its about this really awesome dude named Sergeant Hartman, and how awesome he is.

I don’t quite understand. So instead of answering your question. I’ll give you this scraplet. Just don’t leave him around any metal.

What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me. Baby, don’t hurt me no more.

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No can do kiddo. Breaks your arm

Why is my bone sticking out of my skin?

Because you broke your arm and you need a lot of medical rest.

Why my voice and attitude is changing?

Its called puberty, otherwise known as hell. Expect everything to get really crap for a year or two. After that, life is actually pretty okay.

Why do most stores have crappy transformers toy selections?

Because the new movie hasn’t come out yet or something like that.

Can we go see the Lego Batman movie?