Depends. are you Little Johnny Cena?
Why does my family watch Netflix individually at the same time, preventing me from finishing The X-Files?
Depends. are you Little Johnny Cena?
Why does my family watch Netflix individually at the same time, preventing me from finishing The X-Files?
Yes. Youâre not John Cena.
Because one of them is probably watching Voltron Legendary Defender, which is amazing.
Whatâs this cute little thing?
The Banana Bot.
Why canât I paint my masks right?
Well if thatâs al- OH GOD MY FACE!!! ITS EATING MY FACE!!! WHY DIDNâT ANYONE WARN ME!!!
You just need some practice.
Why must Valentineâs day be so depressing?
Because you need to be in a relationship as per your evolutionary instincts and your obviously not.
And if you are-wait, Lilttle Johnny maybe when your in high school.
To really answer your question, 'lil Jonni, Valentineâs day is so depressing because we commemorate St. Valentineâs death by handing chocolates to each other.
How come we have all these pointless holidays where we donât get the day off?
Because weâve donât know, John weâve donât know.
WHATâS BART SIMPSON???
The most horrifying creature in the universe, second to you.
WHY WONâT YOU LET ME DIE!?
Because that would only end your suffering. Instead, I shall simply break you.
Why did Ejay take off his mask?
Because he foolish let his emotions get the better of him.
Who is Ejay?
Silly Johnny, Eljay is not a who. Eljay is a idea⌠A state of mind. Have you ever woken up in the morning and decided to not shave your beard? Have you ever felt deep rooted hatred towards minuscule color differences? Have you ever peeled a car? Welcome my friendâŚ
TO THE ELJAY STATE.
Why did I waste my time on that?
Because youâre bored. We all are.
Should I take MegaBloks to LegoLand?
Sure, if you want to be mobbed in public for your heresy.
Why doesnât anyone like Wheelie?
Because Johnny, heâs just like you-useless and annoying.
What is the movie Full Metal Jacket about?
Well Johnny, you have wait around 18 to see this movie.
Will I killed Heart on Stick?
From what I can tell, its about this really awesome dude named Sergeant Hartman, and how awesome he is.
I donât quite understand. So instead of answering your question. Iâll give you this scraplet. Just donât leave him around any metal.
What is love? Baby, donât hurt me. Baby, donât hurt me no more.
No can do kiddo. Breaks your arm
Why is my bone sticking out of my skin?
Because you broke your arm and you need a lot of medical rest.
Why my voice and attitude is changing?
Its called puberty, otherwise known as hell. Expect everything to get really crap for a year or two. After that, life is actually pretty okay.
Why do most stores have crappy transformers toy selections?
Because the new movie hasnât come out yet or something like that.
Can we go see the Lego Batman movie?