Well Little Johnny

That’s enough anime for you.

What is Resedent evil?

Well lil’ johnny there was a landlord and he allowed a resident to move in, but the resident was evil so they decided to make a game based off of it

Why do frogs exist?

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To eat bugs.

Why does my family like Miss Clinton? She’s scary…

Well little Johnny -

gets banned for political discussion

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

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Robots don’t dream Little Johnny.

Why wasn’t there tons of baby Groots on that one planet where they left all the Groot sticks?

They all died of malnourishment.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

Roger Rabbit framed Roger Rabbit.

Why does the internet exist?

Well, Little Johnny, man wanted a better way to speak to their best friend in Wakanda.
However, all people use it for is yelling at each other and posting stupid memes.

What is an Amiibo?

Nintendos newest way to suck out your soul and empty your wallet.

Is the Switch good?

Sure, if you “switch” your thinking about it.

Some people wonder what Karazhni is, I say it’s a land filled with puns.

Are Rahkshi Rahi?

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No Johnny they not.

Can you help me to get back on Lil Mathis?

What’s that Little Johnny?

How do I know if I suffer from short…oh look a butterfly.

Well little Johnny you… um… What were we talking about again?

Who is the most powerful being on earth?

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Donald Trump Duck.

plz no ban I just want to make joke…

When will I release the next issue of my fabulous comic?

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Saturday

How do you bake a cake?

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well you see little johnny

Who is Daredevil?

Little Johnny, you mean what’s a daredevil? He’s the Man without Fear.

Am I a Power Ranger?

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Well Little Johnny, according to the society you can be whatever you want to be, do whatever you want to do, but only if you believe in yourself and follow all the societies norms.

According to logic however the answer is no. You can pretend to be one though. I’m sure you can even get a suit and everything if you ask your parents nicely. (By nicely I mean clean the house and then ask. Works wonders I promise)

Why is the sink on fire?

Your father is an awful cook.

Why did someone think there were making a bionicle movie?

Wishful thinking and logic don’t mix, so they had to choose one or the other. They chose wrong.

What’s the best color?