Well Little Johnny

No Johnny, your too young for that show.

Can I get a meme stopper?

You should, but the internet has made those illegal.

Why is this British guy buying all of this weird stuff from poundland?

Because he collects things that have sad onion labels on them

What is the worst tasting soda in existence?

well little johnny its obviously cranberry soda
what is rule 34

Well Little Johnny, Rule 34 is why you ask your parentsā€™ permission before going online.

Why do I like a girl?

Well Little Johnny you are too young for love, wait if you are in the teenage year.

Mama, are you a witch?

Well little Johnny, AVADA KEDAVRA!!!

Why are fire trucks red?

Well Little Johnny, havenā€™t you ever heard of predators trying to blend in with its prey?

What are memes?

1 Like

WHAT ARE THOSE

what is life?

Well little johnny, lifeā€™s a series of disappointments and tragedies.

Am I annoying?

YES, Johnny you are pretty annoying.

Can I had your face?

well little johnny no you can not had face
is it bad to main genji

I dunno, Iā€™m not old enough to play Overwatch yet.

How do I get Master?

No Johnny, but you get a Doctorā€™s degree when you are at collage.

Why Iā€™m so blue and spiky?

well Little johnny it seems youā€™re turning into an Acacia erubescens also known as a blue thorn. or you could be an unnaturally fast hedgehog. one or the other

what should i Think of when starting an antfarm?

KILL IT

why is blue?

well little johnny its because its depressed
why am i not able to make a good moc

Well little johnny eat the pieces

Why cant i post in advertising?

Because, Johnny, you need to earn master.

Who stole my car?

Johnny, itā€™s wasnā€™t stealing by anyone, itā€™s just drove all by itself and transform into a robot.

What the Jokerā€™s real name?

1 Like