Well Little Johnny

I dunno, maybe because they weren’t the ones who made Minecraft.

When can I play Sonic Mania?

Never.

Why can’t I get my little sister to shut up?

I don’t know, I’ve still haven’t figured out why you won’t shut up.

Why is that ninja guy playing Sonic Mania?

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Dang.

Right in the feels

I don’t know little Johnny. but I do know that he has money, probably.

How do I think of good questions?

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Well Little Johnny, to do that you’d need to actually know how to think.

What’s algebra?

Well, Little Johnny, it’s a form of math that leads into a long, arduous rabbit hole that’ll lead to many a sleepless night.

it’s also why there’s letters in math.

Why do i only get maybe ~6 hours of sleep a night?

I guess you’re a teen, lil j.

Why does Kurt Cobain repeatedly state “I swear I don’t have a gun” in come as you are?

well lil johnny, i have no idea what thqt means
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The body I’ve lost… the comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you? I’m gonna make them give back our past.

We’re here to suffer because god wants to punish us for our sins.

Why does that dog have a knife?

Because he is fighting with a cat in a knife fighting match, Johnny.

Who is going to space with me?

Not any of us.

Can I listen to prince?

well little johnny, he is dead so no
can we assassinate @Political_Slime

only if you use a blowdart

Why has the north american bee population decreased?

Well you see little Johnny, one of them sued the human race over honey resulting in the country becoming a horrible place that bees no longer wanted to live in.

Why can’t eljay come back?

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well little johnny, i think it was because of the makuta contest controversy
can we have a metal gear collection on the switch

No, Johnny your to young for playing those games.

Can I reset the timeline?

well little johnny, not unless you have one of the moat overpowerrd stands in jojo
why wont jojo part 5 get confirmed yet by david productions

Because it’s trash like Overwatch.

Why is @pizzacheetah so much more loved than lil’ ol me?

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Because I’m actually funny, and you find Solek jokes to be in good humor.

Where can I find the latest TTV REPLY episode?

Well little Johnny, you’ll have to travel a long journey through the depths of Youtube to find it.

Why does Bionicle end whenever Makuta dies?

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