Most of us here would love to be on the show, but we all know our chances are slim. Applego has hired you to sneak in and become one of them and destroy them on the inside. How would you do this?
Plan A: Use my XxSwagnemitexX l33t haxor skeelz to hack into their database and trace where they live. Then I would become “friends” with them. Then I would use my friend influence to become part of TTV and destroy them.
Plan B: I would assassinate Kini and I would eat his soul and become him.
Share your evil plans below, and maybe they just might work.
First, I’d wait for casting to be available, then I’d be accepted in and say my name is Mrs. Nesbitt, They’d totally let me in. After that, I’d pay Slime some money, then he’d hack the system for me. After that I would accomplish my mission. See Eljay’s face behind that Miru.
I wasn’t mudslinging, I was saying that if I wanted to put my friend on a podcast he’d be a guest star, not a regular member, because that’s the precedent we’ve set.
Check yourself before your wreck yourself, ol’ buddy ol’ pal-o.
Using my magical sway over reality I’d go back in time to when they just let people in and insert myself there, then I’d subtly affect their minds to the point where they assume I hadn’t left or been fired since then. After that, I’d just go back to present day and drop in for the next podcast.