Whoever Comes Up With the Worst Terrible Joke DIES!!!

This is a game of terrible jokes. Some terrible jokes are better than other terrible jokes. For instance, a bad terrible joke may be a good joke. A bad terrible joke may also be a joke that is so terrible it cannot be allowed to be repeated. After every so often, a poll will be posted over who shall be executed for the worst terrible joke. That person is out for the next round, and will come back after the next round.

To start:

What did the guy who was being executed for bad jokes say when he wanted a high-five from another guy?

Don’t leave me HANGING!

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What do you call a blind deer.

no eyedeer

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What do you call a red apple

fruit

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my life

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What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant!

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So basically it’s the terrible puns topic but high with high stakes.
Not bad, but I prefer prime rib myself.

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Once the number of people = 10, I will began the trail!

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Eh. I’m not gonna hold my breath. Whatever happens, there’s no use losing my head over it.

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What is a shoe’s favorite animal?

CROCodile

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did you hear about the Japanese man who never got a high five?

Logan Paul left him hanging

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Well I know who I’m voting for.

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welp guess ima die

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After that joke, you’ve all but guaranteed your place on the chopping block. Now you’ll know what it will be like to be “left hanging”.

Unless the sentence is decapitatio of course.

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Honestly, all jokes are punny in their own way.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elaphino? (Like heck if I know)

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Time to run from the executors.

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Wasn’t it Logan who got put on blast for the hanging incident?

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Did you hear about that guy who got a 30% on his math test?

He failed

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Did you hear about his brother who lost his left arm and leg?
Well, he’s dead.

I’m sorry

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What does reaper say when using his shadowstep?

REAPERsitioning

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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left to go to college?

Bison

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