Whoever Comes Up With the Worst Terrible Joke DIES!!!

TridahkMaster · February 8, 2018, 1:37am

same. Is that an automatic death?

ToaNoah_Wafflemeister · February 8, 2018, 1:38am

Nah, you can participate in the next round, it’s cool

TridahkMaster · February 8, 2018, 1:57am

What did the skeleton say to the zombie.

Zombies don’t exist you idiot. skeletons can’t even talk. Go get mental help.

ToaNoah_Wafflemeister · February 8, 2018, 1:59am

I mean, we haven’t quite started the next round yet, but if you’d like that to be your joke I’ll accept it, but this is your one chance to change it for the next round!

UnitaryBog · February 8, 2018, 2:12am

that sounds odly familiar…

RogueToa · February 8, 2018, 3:09am

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? “Oh I lost my tractor!”

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Nothing tractors don’t talk.

Two fish were in a tank. One turned and said the the other fish “do you have any idea how to drive this thing?”

What do frogs eat at restaurants?

French flies.

What do you call a kid with a stutter, prosthetic leg and a weird eye?

Names

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing?

Because Jimmy was a fish.

What do you a call a guy with no legs or arms lying on the door step?

Matt.

ToaNoah_Wafflemeister · February 8, 2018, 3:20am

Yeah we still haven’t started the next round. Also, that’s a lot of jokes.

Jakanader · February 8, 2018, 1:27pm

This is a long one, so stick around. Bowls is a Native American chief of a made-up tribe. He hasn’t perfected his knowledge of the English language. One day, some settlers decide to build a bridge through his camp. He decides to visit a lawyer, but because he can’t read, ends up going to a doctor. “Bowls won’t move!” The doctor hands him some pills and says, “Take one every day for a week and see me then.” In a week, Bowls come back with the same problem. “Bowls won’t move!” The doctor gave him a different medicine, and told him the same thing. The third week Bowls comes back and says, “Bowls gotta move! Hut too full of crap!”

RogueToa · February 8, 2018, 1:42pm

Just pick one and kill me. Please.

ToaNoah_Wafflemeister · February 8, 2018, 1:46pm

@ReeseEH is dead
@Calebmar12 is not

What is a joke?

something @ToaNoah_Wafflemeister doesn’t have

Kalmah_Ren · February 8, 2018, 11:20pm

What is brown and sticky

a stick

Morgy · February 11, 2018, 1:44am

What do you call a bag with no handles?

I don’t know

UnitaryBog · February 11, 2018, 1:50am

Wanna hear a joke?

me too

TheMOCingbird · February 13, 2018, 2:07pm

What do crippled ginger bread men use to walk?

A candy cane.

KAI_BORG · February 13, 2018, 2:17pm

What do you call a dinosaur that works in a circus?

A ‘carny’saur!

Axels · February 14, 2018, 2:49am

What is brown and bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat

TridahkMaster · February 14, 2018, 3:58am

What do you call a human with a pair of matches?

Smokey’s worst nightmare.

ToaNoah_Wafflemeister · April 19, 2018, 11:27am

@ToaNoah_Wafflemeister (What’s a joke?)
@Kalmah_Ren (Stick)
@Morgy (Bag)
@UnitaryBog (Wanna hear a joke?)
@TheMOCingbird (Crippled Gingerbread Men)
@KAI_BORG (circus dino)
@BrokenAxels (dental health)
@TridahkMaster (human with matches)

0 voters

Sorry about being really late on this one, guys.

Fershizzledizzle · May 1, 2018, 1:58pm

Looks like I’m a little late.

What do you call a bike with a rabid dog on it? A vicious cycle.

UnitaryBog · May 13, 2018, 9:38pm

Yiay, i lost one turn