The snails missed one and slipped this caused Robbie to laugh so hard he teleported to iceland
He got teleported to Iceland where he got stuck in an huge Iceberg which froze him for 100 years. After 100 long years, Yeti came and freed Robbie from the Iceberg.
As he awoken he found a twisted world, where Sportacus’ sports were law, now the fool seeks a way to return to the past and undo the future that is Sportacus
There was a sportacus dictator rally going on nearby. Sportacus was dressed up in a trench coat and long boots, carrying a riding crop as a symbol of power. “Everyone, you must now exercise!” sportacus exclaimed maniacally.
Hail Sportacus! Said everybody. Robbie was terrified. He had to find a way to get back in time fast. So he took the samsung s 7 that exploded in his hand 100 years ago, he fixed it at a local phone service, and then installed the Time Machine app. Unfoartently the app took 1.000.000.000.000.000.000 Tera Bits, so Robbie’s phone could not run it. ‘Stupid Feature Technoligy!’ Cried Robbie with anger.
The magical knight of flash drives appeared in front of Robbie, but required 400 star bits to give him the appropriately sized flash drive.
Robbie runs away crying with despair, tears flowing from his eyes. He droped his phone in a canal, and lost it forever. Robbie starts crying more loudly, and Sportacus heard him. He got a sniper out from his back and pointed it at Robbie.
Then out of nowhere Kai came and punched Sportacus in his nose. Then he took robbie in his Kai Fighter and they flew away.
Unfortunately, Sportacus had a bandage, and after placing it on his nose he took aim with his rifle and shot Kai through the windshield of his fighter, sending him spiraling out of the sky.
Screaming loudly and flailing his limbs, Robbie ejected his seat from the plane and began to drift down somewhere above the Congo…
He landed in a dense jungle somewhere in Congo. Luckly, he was not hurt.
But 20 natives from the jungle just jumped out of there and taked Robbie with them. They wanted placed him in a pot with boiling water
But Robbie escaped by phoning a bus company, which sent a school bus to destroy the native camp.
The school bus crashed into the native’s village and destroyed it. The natives were angry. They trowed spears at robbie but they mist. Robbie run trough the jungle as fast as he can. He got to a beach, and realised that he was actually on an Island. Then natives were behind him. So he took one of the native’s kayaks and paddled as fast as he could.
Wondering to himself how on earth the Congo could be an island, he was distracted and didn’t notice the crocodile with a Venom Symbiote about to bite off his head.
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He jumped out of the way, but the croc followed him
He took a flashback grande and trowed it, and anything went white. The crocodile could not see, and Robbie had enough time to run away. Then he realised that he was actually not in Congo, but in an Island near Papua New Guineea, because the natives were not Africans, but Papuans. He kept paddleing until he got into a bay. But this bay was not regular bay… This was the Mermaid Bay. And Robbie was just in the middle of it!
Some mermaids called him to come in the water. Robbie couldn’t resist…
Until he was abducted by aliens!
The aliens took him in their ship and wanted to eat Robbie’s brain
But his brain was not smart enough to have a good taste, o they took Robbie on Tatooine and sold him as a slave.