What’s a mathematicians favorite dessert
pi
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What does Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys pants half off.
I’m gonna go get banned now. See ya.
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Im pretty sure this is an original joke. I think.
What do you call a corn that watches you?
A STALKER!
I crack myself up sometimes.
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My best joke:
I just went to see star wars seven-no idea why Luke Skywalker was trying to kill batman, though.
my joke as I stole it from Facebook
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
How do you do that spoiler shaded thing?
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[s ] inset text here [/s ]
remove the spaces, and then you can cross out any text.
Pandas
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I means like the blurred stuff that if you click on it, it becomes clear, how do you do that.
[ spoiler] enter text here [/spoiler ]
Remove spaces and put what ever you want!
Plural is a scrub
Sorry for the mix up.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
an investigator
How do you make 81 with a peg leg? 8!
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Uncharted 4 had a good joke.
[spoiler]A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch. The bartender asks “What’s with the wheel?”
“Arr! It’s driving me nuts!” [/spoiler]
I’mma go get banned again now.
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A man goes to the doctor for his monthly checkup. “I’m sorry sir, but it appears that you have cancer and short term memory loss.” “Well,” He replies, “At least I don’t have cancer.”
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Question: In Mask of Light: The Movie, how many times does Jaller say ‘Pewku’?
Answer: Once, but he got better.
it’s funny bc it’s true
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Sometimes I think my parents are Bohrok, especially when they see my room.
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What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care
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So I made a moc to represent my apathetic feeling after finals week.
I didn’t finish.
(This is a joke, but it’s also true 
)
There are 3 types of people. People who can count and people who can’t.
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There are 10 types of people:
Those who know binary and those who don’t.
(Why do I have the other version of both of these jokes?!)
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English to Chinese translations
- That’s not right… Sum Ting Wong
- Are you harboring a fugitive?.. Hu Yu Hai Ding
- See me ASAP… Kum Hia Nao
- Stupid Man… Dum Gai
- Small Horse… Tai Ni Po Ni
- Did you go to the beach? … Wai Yu So Tan
- I bumped into a coffee table… Ai Bang Mai Ni
- I think you need a face lift… Chin Tu Fat
- Its very dark in here… Wao So Dim
- I thought you were on a diet… Wai Yu Mun Ching
- This is a tow away zone… No Pah King
- Our meeting is scheduled for next week … Wai Yu Kum Nao
- Staying out of sight… Lei Ying Lo
- He’s cleaning his automobile… Wa Shing Ka
- Your body odor is offensive… Yu Stin Ki Pu
- Great… Su Pah
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English to dutch.
That’s not right… Schafalsfalskghfuj
/s
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