Your Epitaph

… Are you an infant?
=P

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@Booster_God

Proof

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Here lies Oniwah
He died while (insert cards against humanity card here)

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Non serious internet version:

“Here lies Hawkflight. He didn’t make good MOCs, hated everyone else’s MOCs and offended a lot of people. We can all sleep in peace tonight.”

Real version:

“Here lies Steven XXXXXX. 199X-20XX. He managed to find a place to fit in anywhere, he can now fit in a grave. He loved some people and hated the things they made, he can now hate is grave but love the people that dug it. He made bad sculptures (MOCs), decent music, and a couple of hilarious jokes, and then held us at swordpoint to write an epitaph for him that he had made for a bunch of internet people to read.”

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Chronk
1999-2???
“Here lies Squidward’s hopes and dreams.”

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“Got rekt”

“Didn’t see that coming”

“Rip in legs”

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Squeaverking
1337-420
His last words were:
“Hey guys, watch this!”

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Lobstah.
2000 - Probably soon.
Here lies that Fat Lobster.
He finished everything with “”.
He was killed for it angry internet people.
Also: …

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R.I.P
Niko Vandals
???-2015
Here lies a person.
That died forgotten.
Whose Last Words are “Sayonara suckers.”

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You don’t know when you were born yet you know you will die this year.
backs away slowly

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My Birthday is a secret.

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I can respect that.

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Chronk
1999-2???
“Still tastes good as pudding.”

(Meanwhile @Chro spits at my grave.)

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BioRaiders532
2000-2099
“So close…”

Or alternatively

BioRaiders532
2000-2???
“Your a** is so haunted”

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RIP Risebell
They never found his body.

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“Note: Lelouch died on the way back to his home planet”

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Rest in Beef.

It got dropped by a drop bear.

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RIP OculusNuva

I can see you right now

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RIP Takua.
“You’re welcome, Earth.”

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RIP J.a.c.e.a.l.e.a.v.e.n.s.
2001 - x
He was a good man.

NOTE: x = year of death.

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