… Are you an infant?
=P
@Booster_God
Proof
Here lies Oniwah
He died while (insert cards against humanity card here)
Non serious internet version:
“Here lies Hawkflight. He didn’t make good MOCs, hated everyone else’s MOCs and offended a lot of people. We can all sleep in peace tonight.”
Real version:
“Here lies Steven XXXXXX. 199X-20XX. He managed to find a place to fit in anywhere, he can now fit in a grave. He loved some people and hated the things they made, he can now hate is grave but love the people that dug it. He made bad sculptures (MOCs), decent music, and a couple of hilarious jokes, and then held us at swordpoint to write an epitaph for him that he had made for a bunch of internet people to read.”
Chronk
1999-2???
“Here lies Squidward’s hopes and dreams.”
“Got rekt”
“Didn’t see that coming”
“Rip in legs”
Squeaverking
1337-420
His last words were:
“Hey guys, watch this!”
Lobstah.
2000 - Probably soon.
Here lies that Fat Lobster.
He finished everything with “…”.
He was killed for it angry internet people.
Also: …
R.I.P
Niko Vandals
???-2015
Here lies a person.
That died forgotten.
Whose Last Words are “Sayonara suckers.”
You don’t know when you were born yet you know you will die this year.
backs away slowly
My Birthday is a secret.
I can respect that.
BioRaiders532
2000-2099
“So close…”
Or alternatively
BioRaiders532
2000-2???
“Your a** is so haunted”
RIP Risebell
They never found his body.
“Note: Lelouch died on the way back to his home planet”
Rest in Beef.
It got dropped by a drop bear.
RIP OculusNuva
I can see you right now
RIP Takua.
“You’re welcome, Earth.”
RIP J.a.c.e.a.l.e.a.v.e.n.s.
2001 - x
He was a good man.
NOTE: x = year of death.