See me at the Your Epitaph Topic
'Please, I could do this blindfolded. Iāll prove it."
āDonāt worry, I bet theyāre friendly.ā
āHold my beer.ā
maby please dont let my guts ruin this new jacket
āDid someone fart?ā
I know someone whoās probably going to have that as his last words lol
āWait, is that a Raccoon in my roof? Get me a ladder, Iāll get that trash Pandaā
āI am the senate.ā
āMr Son of the President, take the only parachute and get out of here. The world needs you more than it needs me. Donāt let the robots get to Earthās coreā¦ (Que one-liner) Iāve always wanted to swim with sharks.ā
someone asks me how i want my tombstoneā¢ pizza āpepperronni and cheeeessseeeā
dies
Make sure I get a bigger tombstone than my brother.
Zeon is kinda lame tbh
āI find it disturbing that you like anime-ā
āSee you around, kid.ā
zeonic independence is a flawed ideology
āStar Wars is WAY better than Harry Potter!ā
āCrap, I ate the sand.ā
āOh look a Bionicle Message board, I didnāt know folk still liked that stuff, I gotta join this placeā¦ā
āNothing perssonnell, kidā
Well, I thought immortality technology would exist before I die.
Dies
Doctorās phone rings.
āWe invented immortality technology!ā