Your Last Words

Hautaka · June 19, 2017, 9:16pm

See me at the Your Epitaph Topic

Ghid · June 21, 2017, 3:40am

'Please, I could do this blindfolded. I’ll prove it."

DannyBoyy · June 22, 2017, 3:07pm

“Don’t worry, I bet they’re friendly.”

ELE109 · June 22, 2017, 3:43pm

“Hold my beer.”

spiderstan · July 20, 2017, 9:24pm

maby please dont let my guts ruin this new jacket

Fidda · July 23, 2017, 2:00pm

“Did someone fart?”

Winterstorm345 · July 23, 2017, 2:44pm

I know someone who’s probably going to have that as his last words lol

“Wait, is that a Raccoon in my roof? Get me a ladder, I’ll get that trash Panda”

Bobofoot · December 10, 2017, 1:43am

“I am the senate.”

ToaNoah_Wafflemeister · December 15, 2017, 10:04pm

“Mr Son of the President, take the only parachute and get out of here. The world needs you more than it needs me. Don’t let the robots get to Earth’s core… (Que one-liner) I’ve always wanted to swim with sharks.”

Axels · January 15, 2018, 5:37am

someone asks me how i want my tombstone™ pizza “pepperronni and cheeeessseee”

dies

Bobofoot · January 17, 2018, 1:48am

Make sure I get a bigger tombstone than my brother.

Mrblackpants · January 17, 2018, 4:24am

Zeon is kinda lame tbh

Ghid · January 17, 2018, 6:16am

“I find it disturbing that you like anime-”

Cocoa · January 17, 2018, 9:33pm

“See you around, kid.”

HewksDKowlihad · January 26, 2018, 1:29am

zeonic independence is a flawed ideology

ToaNoah_Wafflemeister · January 26, 2018, 3:16am

“Star Wars is WAY better than Harry Potter!”

TridahkMaster · February 5, 2018, 2:41pm

“Crap, I ate the sand.”

Xevins · February 5, 2018, 7:08pm

“Oh look a Bionicle Message board, I didn’t know folk still liked that stuff, I gotta join this place…”

Axels · February 25, 2018, 5:29am

“Nothing perssonnell, kid”

TridahkMaster · February 25, 2018, 6:23am

Well, I thought immortality technology would exist before I die.
Dies

Doctor’s phone rings.
“We invented immortality technology!”