“Want to hear a joke?”
Pizza is not a vegetable.
I regret nothing
“Melt my Lego sets into my coffin!”
“This… isn’t even… my final… form…”
*dies *
“Looks like… I can finally go… to Walmart…”
flatline
Life is a game, and today, I lost. But remember the advice I’ve given you and you’ll win more than I did.
Why did the chicken cross the road
“Since I’m dying, here’s a paper with all the stuff I… inevitably… would run out of time… to tell you.”
hands over twenty-foot-long sheet of paper with my will written on it
dies
“I told you i was sick.”
“Now cut the blue wire.”
#“THE BLUE WIRE!!”
“I’ll be waiting for the rest of you guys when we all cross over…”
I would be like the comic book guy from the Simpsons movie.
“I spent my entire life collecting Lego, and now there’s only one thing left to say…LIFE WELL SPENT!!!”
“Hold this for a moment, I wanna try something.”
Okay, just let me grab this…
It would be a response
“you seem to be getting better” -idkwho
“quite the contrary actually” dies
“AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
Is the realistic answer here lets be honest
“I’m going ghost.”
“Y’know how long I’ve been dying to get in here?”