Of course it’s safe to juggle seven chainsaws of fire over a ninjashark infested volcano!
I believe I can fly!
It’s the red wire, right?
Yeah, we worked out all the kinks! It isn’t the eighties anymore! eaten by dinosaur
Make sure my cat goes to a kind owner. One with superpowers and a time machine.
My friends each get a portion of my belongings. fifty years later my belongings rot in my basement that doesn’t even exist
So how much inheritance do I get when I die? (Inside joke)
Why is it counting down?