Your Last Words

I told you… the human body… can lose that much blood… now you owe me a soda…
…no, I don’t have anemia…

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“Please…finish my SelfMOC”

“You…you are even uglier from this angle…”

“Tell my LEGO I loved them”

“Wake me…when you need me…which honestly will probably be never…blah”

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(if I die before having children)
“Darn you, Darwin.”

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Meanwhile in zombie apocalypse
“I think I am alone now, there doesnt seem to be anybody around here–OH CRAP I AM SURROUNDED”

“Is it just me, or is there a really bright light?”

“LOL I’M DYING”

“Well…we’ve come this far together…I don’t see why we can’t see each other to the end…” Nukes every living being

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Rip Nuke

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Liek if u cri eretim

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“Oh, come on! Sword swallowing isn’t dangerous at all. Just watch.”

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Hey guys! Do you think my computer (with integrated graphics no less) can run the new DooM!?

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grabs hatchet right lets deal with this shotgun mad man!

"So exited to finally drive!’

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Bro, lion taming is easy. Look, I’ll show you.

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“Negan won’t be a problem. Watch and learn.”

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And, for my final trick, I will cut myself in half and put my two halves back together - without anesthesia!

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“I wonder if you could go from 100 to 0 in under a second”

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I’m pointing the gun in the right direction, right?

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“For the last time, the ladder is stable! goodness! of course we can bring the couch down on it!”

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“Most of all of your last words aren’t funny or creative.”

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“Can elephants cuddle?”

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“That’s just like, your opinion man”

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