OOC: I hate to be a buzzkill, but I put the rules at the top for a reason.
IC: Horatio Crunch may have been daring, but when Target found out about the listing, they paid him double to protect Princess Aisle from rescue, while still pretending to find her.
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Than comes the Bounty Hunter knows, Samus Viper, who come to aid the Princess and Bob.
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But some people are limiting what she can use and when
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So Samus Viper ripped out their hearts, thinking it would be…
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And give their hearts to her overlord, Spiderward.
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June 10, 2016, 10:35pm
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Spiderward then wanted to go help Walmart fight Target and Kmart.
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KMaert died cuz no one shopped there RIP
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Samus Viper then gave a heroic speech, addressing all the enemies of Target with inspiring words…
OOC: This is the part where we put together the speech.
And she said:
“Soldiers of corn, lend me your ears! I come to bury Eljay, not to praise him!”
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Than everybody run with The Eljaystator, Mesosaur, Kahicus, & Vardaking come to destroy!
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But Bob would not let his title be taken!
So he rejected his humanity by becoming a Vampire
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Then, he starred in a very bad vampire movie series…
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It was a tragedy for all mankind, the once great Bob the Destroyer became nothing but a Taylor Lautner wannabe. RIP in Pepperonis, Bob.
Bob began to walk the world, cutting everyone with his razor sharp edge.
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A new guy, Tim, bought an Omega Tahu at Walmart
but instead he bought @Omega_Tahu at Slave Butler Mart
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But then @Omega_Tahu lead a rebellion with the other slaves Butlers against the master.
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His rebellion toppled horrible, cruel, offensive butler trade, freeing butlers across the galaxy.
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