But then Joe came in and defeated bob, because bob stole his sandwhich.
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Bob was hit by mutagen and become a sponge.
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He was then used as a base for a cake
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Which, according to many, was in fact a lie.
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Bob got angry that the cake was a lie and ate a pie instead.
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He bought the pie at Walmart, bringing us back to Tim.
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But than Bob throw the pie to Tim’s face and exploded into bits.
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He then got up and make a bomb in the shape of a pie.
Then Bob walked down the road to…
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Boulevard of Broken Dreams
it is a lonely road
and the only one he ever knew
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However, it is now lined with Target stores. Which shall he destroy with is pie bomb first?
None, because Bob chooses to eat the pie instead!
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He then remembered that sometimes the crust on a pie is called the Dusto
As he exploded
HE BIT ZA DUSTO
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Bob wakes up at how awful of a pun that was.
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He woke up on a test table at a Target lab with a Rocka Nui on another table next to him.
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But than A Mad Genius named Professor Bill Waterstock, who try created a Human/Rocka Nui Fusion, but last one make he’s sexy female partner into a Purple Dragon Lady.
She thus named herself prpldragon and decided to defeat bob by using drawings.
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They then drove off in a Pink Cadillac with He Man
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Bob lay in the dust, a broken man (Both physically and mentally (Those drawings where super dope)), mud forming as he bled into the dirt, a destroyer no longer.
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And the last thing he sees is his heart
still beating still beating
and he breaks out of his body and flies away
LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL