The super legit Puns topic

Did you know? Camping can actually be very in tents.

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Olmak donald had a farm

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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

He pasta way.

We cannoli do so much.

His legacy will become a pizza of history.

Here today, gone tomato.

How sad that he ran out of thyme.

Sending olive my prayers to the family.

His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.

You never sausage a tragic thing.

No I am not sorry for these puns, I know it’s not very gouda me.

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I am very very very angry right now

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Are you berry angry?

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Lewa: “Time to clean up your act Bohrok.”
Bohrok: Dies from bad puns

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I guess Rest in Pieces
40 pieces that is…

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Tahu, you’re _fire_d!
Lewa, you really blew it this time.
Bohrok, he’s just _mess_ing with you.

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Dude, what happened to Onua?!??!?

Don’t worry, he’s all right now…

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There’s not much left of him, though.

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Maybe we need to give him a hand?

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Onua just had to go and get disarmed before he could have come in handy didn’t he?

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I guess he can’t commit armed robery…

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Onua probably shouldn’t join the _arm_y

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If you saw a tree, wood you pack a trunk and leave?
Wood you ever bring your dog to translate all the barks?

Never ask a tree for directions because it has been going in circles for years (I only know this because I looked at its log).

Nevermind, let’s not branch out and stick with the roots of our conversation, why Onua is missing a limb.

Knock on wood, I’m not board.

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Oak-k, those were really good ones

######unlike mine

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Do you think all these puns are going to make me start pining away?

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I think I’d rather leave the forest puns behind, and go to the beech.

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These tree puns make me want to face palm. Let’s leaf then behind, _oak_ay?

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If we want to overcome them. We must rise up from the ash.

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