The super legit Puns topic

If Brent Spiner had been cast as the villain in Star Trek Into Darkness, what would his character have been called?

Khan Noonian Soong

Only Star Trek fans will understand. XD

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Oh I understand

I understand perfectly

I understand that you’re a NERRRRRRRRRD

I jest

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@Vealhii

What do you call a short trial?

A briefcase.

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What does a sea monster eat? Fish and Ships

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare

How did I escape Iraq? Iran.

What if there were no more hypothetical questions

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What is it called when you mix a snake with a car window?

A windshield viper

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Why is Windows 10 afraid of Windows 7? Because windows 7 8 windows 9.

Just ignore the fact why windows 9 was skipped

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What are you Tryna do here, dudes? You will soon see master puns, If you get in Dekar!

Eh? Ehh?

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How are you all feeling? Not like this I hope…

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This topic is amazing. No pun intended.

You mean Amoozing

Iden’t get it!

:smile:

It’s all that Bingzak,Bingzak we’ve are having now.

There’s no Shaymin bad puns!

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Today I saw a shoe. Cue inner monologue:
Shoed I take that shoe? Wait, that’d make me a thief, could someone legally shoet me? I could beat anyone in a fight, if push came to shoeve. I’d break them like a tisshoe. But still, society would shoen me if I was a thief. People would shoet their doors when I was in town. I’m honestly not shoer if I Shoed take that shoe or not, now

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Take the shoe. It’ll save your sole

It will HEEL you! :smile:

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What does a cow like

Amoozing Moosic

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Let’s squash a misconception right now- there is nothing worse than being turned into an eggplant. Just lettuce tell you, being hit by an eggplant bomb is humiliating. It leafs you without mushroom to maneuver and also makes you the laughing stalk of your friends.

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Nah, you got close, but nothing sucks like being fried at a really hot Tempura.

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