You’ve gotta be joking.
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You know the Toa Inika weapons?
I guess you can say they’re pretty lit
######i will now proceed to dab
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Why do you insist on _pun_ishing us like this?
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Ya know, I was going to like this post, but then you did these. I tend not to like people who dab. They’re always so meme to me.
######But you’re cool though.
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Why do French people not like bread?
It’s pain.
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After an earthquake in Nevada, researchers claim that it was caused by seismic activity in California, but Californian scientists claim “it’s not our fault.”
~W12~
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So I really want to get Shovel Knight. It’ll take about a day of doing laundry to earn enough money, but it’ll be worth it. I’ve seen a lot of good stuff about this game, and I must say, I really dig it.
I’ll leave now.
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A man walks into a bar.
“Ouch!” He exclaims.
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An owl and a squirrel sit in a tree and watch a farmer walk by. The owl says nothing, because he is a bird, and cannot talk. He then eats the squirrel, because he is a bird of prey.
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Someone I know has a lump on their leg from an injury which they decided to call “lumpy”.
I said: “They say once you name it, you know your attached”.
There was once a man with a wooden leg named Smith
A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave as they realize the potential danger in the situation.
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These do not belong here.
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No matter how kind you think you are, German children will always be kinder
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I did Nazi that coming. (Was that too much? I think that was too much)
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What did the cornstalk say to the farmer?
Stop picking on me, see it’s a corny joke 
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My life was pretty dull for a while. Then I got edgy.
How can you tell who’s in charge on a battlefield? They’re the one calling the shots.
I would apologize for the puns, but it’s for my own health. Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
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My friend hates nascar and car racing in general.
He’s a raceist.
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He’d better be _car_eful if he ever goes to Daytona.
Even if they try, no one has to drive me crazy.
I’m close enough to walk.
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This whole topic is a massive punishment.
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